You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Porn is love you can see.
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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