He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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