I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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