don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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