This gyro tastes like lonliness
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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