Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
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