the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
do herpes really smell.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
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