Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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