I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
