i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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