you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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