my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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