So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I currently don't understand fingers.
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