May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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