so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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