I'm drive I can fine osifer
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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