Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
