i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Randomize
