Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
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