if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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