Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
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