I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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