He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Bring me that man meat
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
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