Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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