We named our party play list daddy issues
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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