Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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