mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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