worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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