C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
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