Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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