i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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