i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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