I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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