marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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