I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
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