oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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