It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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