She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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