Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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