The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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