Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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