Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
my shit smells like andre
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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