soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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