I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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