wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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