I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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