Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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