There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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