Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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