That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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