yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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