i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
love makes seman taste better
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
jump out the window naked night went bad
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
Randomize
