love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
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